Supreme Court Rules Putting Halloween Costumes On Pets Constitutes Cruel And Unusual Punishment

The 9-0 decision united a typically divided court. The Supreme Court has ruled that putting Halloween costumes on your pets constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, thus violating the Eighth Amendment.

“The shame and humiliation of making a bulldog wear a tutu or putting a grumpy cat into an Elvis costume are well outside the bounds of humane treatment of our furry friends,” wrote Justice Kavanaugh in the decision. 

Source: babylonbee.com

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